Observations on Mostly Insignificant Things

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Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet

You feel that you are not receiving the proper amount of respect or satisfaction from life and this is causing you to become ever more irritable. Sudden anger is likely that can be unrelated to the matter at hand. There is a feeling that your friends and lovers should be more sympathetic to your problems, which can leave you feeling that your emotions are backing up and causing long term unhappiness.

 An unsatisfying relationship is troubling you, due in all likelihood to a perceived lack of appreciation, or acknowledgement from superiors or loved ones.  Questioning this judgement has lead to a modicum of introversion. You feel that you need assistance from others to repair the situation but are afraid that too much compromise will be seen as weakness. If this situation continues, you may feel the need to break away and redefine your own individuality. 

“You are expecting too much from the world and this lack is expressing itself in frustration and dismay. Often there will be a distinct problem with a loved one caused by unrealistic expectations of perfection. If this is the case, then there may be sexual problems caused by this lack of understanding or empathy.

You feel helpless and agitated. Feelings of incipient loss may have lead you to a state of nervous collapse or to overwhelming feelings of resentment. In all likelihood the problems that you are encountering have left you without the mental clarity to view them objectively. An immediate threat is seen upon the horizon and a sense of hopeless exhaustion will result unless the stress can be relieved through relaxed contemplation.”

I don’t believe in this kind of stuff. It’s crap.

But I did it anyway and the test freaked me out so much that I literally feel sick to my stomach.

And the results were so spot-on that I refuse to even post them.

What the fuck.

frighteningly accurate.

can’t tell if accurate. then again, it kept telling me I wasn’t following instructions. whatever that means

“You are quite anxious, most likely because of strong feelings that your worth is not being appreciated, either romantically or in the platonic realm. Often you will feel that those around you do not understand you. This leads to a withholding of emotional committment in a romantic relationship and this distance can create problems of its own, exacerbating the difficulties and leading others to view you as cold and calculating.

 You often create your own problems through a compulsion for perfection and individuality. A romantic relationship is often met with a critical discernment and a demanding attitude that can tend to create stress and trauma. Consequently, you will often become involved in a relationship that veers constantly from one extreme to another. Social approval is very important to you and yet you pride yourself in your aesthetic judgement. You will always be seeking for ways to prove your superiority or worth.”

.. I seriously could not finish the test. What the actual fuck. It was fucking creepy as hell. “Where will you hide?” Like what the fuck? How does that identify emotional states in the slightest?

As creepy as the test itself was, the accuracy of it wasn’t at scariness levels.  Maybe I just did it wrong, who knows.  I feel there’s some truth in some of this, some of it and some of the reasons they give being not applicable to me, and some of it being rather hugely exaggerated.  Damn unsettling to take the test, though.  

You feel that you are not receiving the proper amount of respect or satisfaction from life and this is causing you to become ever more irritable. Sudden anger is likely and it will often be unrelated to the matter at hand. There is a feeling that your friends and lovers should be more sympathetic to your problems, which can leave you feeling that your emotions are backing up and causing long term unhappiness.

 You feel that the current situation is larger and more difficult than your ability to withstand it. Most likely this feeling is based in an unsatisfactory personal relationship that is failing through mutual mistrust or discord. This frustration often results in bursts of uncontained anger and a general irritable nature. Regardless, you feel that it is your responsibility to withstand this pressure.